Wednesday, April 3, 2013

A PROMOTION!


Gracie here.  

I've been promoted!  

Mom said I'm lousy at my job of watching the house because I bark at everybody and everything.  
So she has promoted me to babysitter.


Now this little cookie carrier might seem sweet and innocent to you...


But trust me... she's always looking for trouble.


That's where my services come in...  


 One look at me and she turns away from her ornery obsession and comes over to pat my head and say "N-I-C-E".


 The fringe benefits of this babysitting job are beyond awesome.


I'm not sure what Puffs are, but they are tasty.


And the kid loves to share.


As a matter of fact, she'd rather share with me than eat her food herself.


The nag Mom says if I continue to beg Short-Stuff for food, my job as babysitter will be short lived.


I can't think about her threats though.  I have a job to do and I always put every effort into doing my job well.


And as a result, we have a happy, healthy kid.


Short-Stuff and I had a talk.  She told me if I eat her yucky hotdog, she'll make sure to keep you-know-who busy with her cute-stuff so that I don't get yelled at.


She's a pretty smart kid ya know.  And I think between the two of us we can handle you-know-who and rise above her ridiculous threats.



Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Belly Rocks


Dear Diary, The nag Mom says the analysis of my bladder stones are back and that I need to be on a special CD diet.  Hey listen, I've been on that diet for the past 2 years and I still get full of stones.  Mom says it's because she cheats and gives me other stuff BUT I heard the vet telling her that just because I don't get anything but CD is not a guarantee that I won't get any more stones. 

 I say...  why take the chance and make me suffer for years with a a boring dog food that may or may not keep me from getting rocks in my belly.  


And besides, I also heard the vet say that he doesn't blame mom for giving me other goodies once in a while.  He does it himself with his dog, even though he knows better.  So now I have to convince Mom that she needs to relax and carry on...  

And fry up the chicken cause I'm ready to eat.  Gracie.




Sunday, March 31, 2013

What To Do With Blogging and Some Easter Stuff

Blessings to you All, 
on this Special day...


I feel like I've been neglecting blogging lately.  

I don't know what to do about it.  

I love blogging, but it seems like I am 
repeating myself way too often.

And I can almost hear the **YAWNS** 

*sigh*

What to do. 


Some days I think I should re-group and change direction...


I don't want to stop blogging.  I just want some ideas...  I feel like my mind is mush right now.  I'm resting.  Haha!


I'm really busy lately but I do plan to re-group here and do something different.  


 I don't like to get mundane...

And I feel like that is where I am.


So are you tired of looking at my Easter weekend pictures yet?  Aww...  you won't say you are because you're too nice. 




Now.  One more thing...  Rissi spent the night on Good Friday>   You gotta watch this!