Tuesday, July 24, 2018

A Word From The Dog

Her:  Surprise!  It's Spa Day!!

Me:  Wait.  I'm still half asleep.  Can't. Won't. Shouldn't.  What's that you say?  A ride in the Buick?  Well, okay then.


Her: Gracie!  You look lovely! But I think you have some water droplets on your nose.  Let me get that for you....

Me:  Don't touch the bling, woman.  Stay away from the bling.  

"I feel pretty...  oh so pretty... "

"Samson, how do you like me now?"