Her: Surprise! It's Spa Day!!
Me: Wait. I'm still half asleep. Can't. Won't. Shouldn't. What's that you say? A ride in the Buick? Well, okay then.
FOUR HOURS LATER
Her: Gracie! You look lovely! But I think you have some water droplets on your nose. Let me get that for you....
Me: Don't touch the bling, woman. Stay away from the bling.
"I feel pretty... oh so pretty... "
"Samson, how do you like me now?"