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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Koly and Kelly's K-9 Kamp & INTRUDER!

It's week one of:


Gracie and I have been asked by Peggy at

So.  The first Challenge was 60 minutes of walking together at a fast past.  Gracie said she was in.  

Me:  "Ok, Gracie...  now we can't be stopping and piddling around...  this is serious!"

Gracie:  "Yea, yea... okay okay... let's get going.  Put my harness on me already!"  *pacing back and forth*

Me:  "Good girl Gracie, you got your poop out of the way early.. now we can focus on a fast pace.  Let's go!"

Heads held high...  we walked..  and walked..  and walked..  

Gracie:  "Okay..  okay..  let's stop.  I have to catch my breath.  I think I'm going...  to pass...  out...  please let's rest..."

Me:  "Gracie!  You're not out of breath!!  You wanted to stop so you could cop a smell or two..  and left your leg and pee like a boy.  You're using this serious, exercise time for recreation.  Now let's go!"  

Gracie:  "I'm coming...  Geesh.  What an awesome trainer irritation you are!"  

Me:  "Twenty minutes, Gracie.  Give me a high five on that one.  Just two more twenty minute fast paced walks this week."

Gracie:  "Yea, there's your five.  Now can you do something about this intruder that's looking in our window?"


 This is the hard part.   The watching as she falls in her own bowel movements.  The watching as she staggers around, trying to find her way...