Once upon a time when I was little,
On the floor I'd poo and then I'd piddle.
I knew that I was cute and that just maybe,
Mom would say "don't scold her she's our baby".
They'd say you do not belong on the bed, dog,
And now years later they say that I'm a bed hog.
Never underestimate the power of a cute face,
For this pup - I've grown to be in a much better place.