Yesterday my 92 year old patient gave me his secret for a long and healthy life.
1. Work hard!
2. Don't worry about anything.
3. Be happy.
4. Eat whatever you want.
5. Eat lots of cakes, cookies, sweets, etc.
That's all he had time for. He had to go home and cut some dead limbs from the tree with his chain saw.
His name is Howard and I have decided that he will be my mentor from here on out.
