Now Where Are They!

"Hey Mom!  Have you seen my toys?"  

"I'm looking everywhere for them.  Can't seem to find them."

I'm in the mood for a good game of squeaky-furry toy or go fetch..."

"And what happened to my squeaky ice cream cone?"

"I can't find one single toy.  Now where did I put them..."

"They're not behind the couch..."

"There is not a single toy in my toy box..."

"Huh!  There they are!  Now who woulda..."

"I love you Gracie..."

"Yea, yea...  I'm pretty fond of you too ya little trouble maker."
"Hey, is that Oreo Cookie I smell on your breath?"

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I could hear her screeching from the other room.  Sometimes the sound of her voice goes right through me.

"Where's Gracie?"  

Nothing.

"Where is she?"  

Then Dad,

"I don't know...  she's not outside is she?"

"N-o...."

I could hear her footsteps slowly walking toward the bedroom where I was playing hiding.  

"Just paw-cuff me will ya...  take me to the slammer where I belong."

The words sounded something like this...

"WaWAAwaaWaahaahWaa.."

But I think what she was trying to say was,

"Gracie!  You ripped your pee-pad up!"  (I've never even used the darn thing.  I think it's a joke, another one of those brilliant human ideas.)

And then her famous quote "Gracie what 

is your problem?"

"Get outta my way woman!  Can't you see I'm trying to watch out the window.  Aren't you supposed to be on hiatus?"

Trying to make amends...  

Tonight we went for a walk IN THE DARK.

Not such a good idea.

Always remember.  If it seems to good to be true, then it probably is.

A paw and ear bath followed, since I'll get a full grooming in just two days.

My dirty ear

Enough of my drama. 

I'll get even with her for what she's done! 

 Remember the book she wrote,  sharing MY DIARY in Gracie's Diary: A Memoir?

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I'll show her!  

Sleep sweet peeps! 

 And don't forget to pee sleep on the floor (where ya belong)! Arf! Arf!

Fearful and Worried. BOL!!!!

Yea, Gracie here.  Looks like Mom is on an unscheduled hiatus.  You just can't count on her for anything, right?  

I know.  I know.  You're saying... Gracie, what have you been up to lately.  Right?  

So glad you asked.  I have been a bundle of nerves joy.  A little depressed quiet. Antsy  Eager to help out.  My chair was moved from the window and a blindingly-bright town with a huge flickering pine tree and a big noisy train was put in its place. The Cookie Connections loved it but it was an invasion of my privacy.  Nobody cared.   THEN a bunch of intruders showed up in our front yard wearing hats and scarves and taunting me late at night, causing me to get into trouble for begging to go out 20X a night and then for barking like crazy at them.  (glad those things are disappearing)

 Mom says, "Poor Gracie.  She's depressed, I think. She's starting to pee on the floor again.  We need to get her pee-pads.   I wish I knew what she was thinking."  

So she Googled it.  What is my poor dog thinking?  


BOL!!!  Check out #7 of "How to read your dog's body language HERE! 

BOL!!!  I laughed till I cried and then I almost peed on the floor.   Ahemm... 

 According to the human that wrote this, the total submission pose is a sign of 'fearful and worried'.  B.O.L.   

  Check me out below. Do I look Fearful and Worried?  

More like...  A dog with a hankering for a good belly rub.  


I'm tellin' you.  These humans are a real trip, if you know what I mean.  

But hey!  I have my window back.  

 What is my body language saying now silly human peeps?  

Queen of my Castle once again!  

(That's right)!