Thursday, November 1, 2012

I'm A Bad Dog


  My name is Gracie What-Is-Your-Problem Phillip.  I bark at dogs walking their owners past my house.  I jump for joy when the cookie carriers come to visit, often scaring them and almost knocking them over.  I jaywalk.  I lunge.  I poop multiple times during my walks so that mom the nag  has to stoop down and pick it up (because I like to hear her complain).  I beat mom to the door whenever I hear the UPS truck outside and she has to push me back and squeeze out the door as I bark and lunge and try to get out to get him.  I beg for food at dinner time.  I look sad whenever I don't get my own way.  I love to make the folks feel guilty.  
I'm a bad dog.  


19 comments:

Sweet Tea said...

What?
With a face like that?
Couldn't be!

Lynda said...

Gracie - - there are no bad dogs - - - - just sweet precious pups who sometimes do socially unacceptable things!!!

S. J. Qualls said...

I second what Lynda wrote!

Love the ears!

Jenni said...

I love you Gracie, you adorable stinker, you!!!

Jenni

That corgi :) said...

I don't think you are a bad dog, Gracie. I think you are a "normal dog". Koda does pretty much all that, that you do. And you have way too cute of a face to be a bad dog!

betty

3 doxies said...

I sorry but I really don't sees da problem...I does ALL dat stuffs. I mean seriously....WHAT dog don't bark at peoples walkin' by their house? It's called a job...a job to protect da homestead. See, dat sounds much betters.

Puddles

Amber DaWeenie said...

Duh! Still scratching me teenie weenie head tryin to figure out what be bad bout barkin {hehehe - 4 "B" words in a row} and lungin and stuffs like dat you do cause me do all dat too. BOL

Theresa said...

Oh Gracie, you are precious! Your MOM loves you to pieces:) Hugs from Georgia!

Cranberry Morning said...

Oh boy, can I relate to this!! And do you know how hard it is to push a 124 pound German Shepherd out of the way to squeeze out the door??? Love your header and blog. Enjoy your weekend. From another one whose dog owns her. LOL

Oz the Terrier said...

Gracie:
If you're bad then I'm terrier-ble! Sometimes we must bark and lunge to protect the foolish humans, though they just don't understand.

Oz

Maple Lane said...

I think you are the greatest and with a face like in the last photo - you can do no wrong!

Janie Junebug said...

Darling Gracie, You are NOT a bad dog. Perhaps you could be a little more cooperative, though. For example, poop in the house before leaving on a walk. It will be a surprise for the nag when the two of you return.

Love,
Janie

Inger said...

Every dog I've ever known has done exactly the same things. Look at Puddles, and she drinks beer to top it off!! You are so cute in that picture, I don't think I better show it to Samson. But you know he's sending XOXOXOs to you, his sweet girl. Samson's Mommy.

~Kim at Golden Pines~ said...

You're so bad, you're good!! Just like a few pups I know! :-)

Wanda's Wings said...

Bad little Gracie with the face of a angel.

Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicrous said...

Nup, I don't buy it. With those eyes? No way you're a bad dog.

Jim said...

You and Sophie have something in common then today!! She was 'a bad dog' this afternoon on MacDonald Hill....but Gracie, don't tell a soul because she has a reputation to uphold!!! lol

sophie...^5 said...

That's right I'm keeping cool about my spinning banshee out-of-control walk on the hill today...suffice it to say...Ron was NOT a happy camper!

Liz said...

No way! I don't believe it! You are too cute to be bad!