Thursday, November 1, 2012

I'm A Bad Dog


  My name is Gracie What-Is-Your-Problem Phillip.  I bark at dogs walking their owners past my house.  I jump for joy when the cookie carriers come to visit, often scaring them and almost knocking them over.  I jaywalk.  I lunge.  I poop multiple times during my walks so that mom the nag  has to stoop down and pick it up (because I like to hear her complain).  I beat mom to the door whenever I hear the UPS truck outside and she has to push me back and squeeze out the door as I bark and lunge and try to get out to get him.  I beg for food at dinner time.  I look sad whenever I don't get my own way.  I love to make the folks feel guilty.  
I'm a bad dog.  


19 comments:

  1. What?
    With a face like that?
    Couldn't be!

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  2. Gracie - - there are no bad dogs - - - - just sweet precious pups who sometimes do socially unacceptable things!!!

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  3. I second what Lynda wrote!

    Love the ears!

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  4. I love you Gracie, you adorable stinker, you!!!

    Jenni

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  5. I don't think you are a bad dog, Gracie. I think you are a "normal dog". Koda does pretty much all that, that you do. And you have way too cute of a face to be a bad dog!

    betty

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  6. I sorry but I really don't sees da problem...I does ALL dat stuffs. I mean seriously....WHAT dog don't bark at peoples walkin' by their house? It's called a job...a job to protect da homestead. See, dat sounds much betters.

    Puddles

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  7. Duh! Still scratching me teenie weenie head tryin to figure out what be bad bout barkin {hehehe - 4 "B" words in a row} and lungin and stuffs like dat you do cause me do all dat too. BOL

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  8. Oh Gracie, you are precious! Your MOM loves you to pieces:) Hugs from Georgia!

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  9. Oh boy, can I relate to this!! And do you know how hard it is to push a 124 pound German Shepherd out of the way to squeeze out the door??? Love your header and blog. Enjoy your weekend. From another one whose dog owns her. LOL

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  10. Gracie:
    If you're bad then I'm terrier-ble! Sometimes we must bark and lunge to protect the foolish humans, though they just don't understand.

    Oz

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  11. I think you are the greatest and with a face like in the last photo - you can do no wrong!

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  12. Darling Gracie, You are NOT a bad dog. Perhaps you could be a little more cooperative, though. For example, poop in the house before leaving on a walk. It will be a surprise for the nag when the two of you return.

    Love,
    Janie

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  13. Every dog I've ever known has done exactly the same things. Look at Puddles, and she drinks beer to top it off!! You are so cute in that picture, I don't think I better show it to Samson. But you know he's sending XOXOXOs to you, his sweet girl. Samson's Mommy.

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  14. You're so bad, you're good!! Just like a few pups I know! :-)

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  15. Bad little Gracie with the face of a angel.

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  16. Nup, I don't buy it. With those eyes? No way you're a bad dog.

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  17. You and Sophie have something in common then today!! She was 'a bad dog' this afternoon on MacDonald Hill....but Gracie, don't tell a soul because she has a reputation to uphold!!! lol

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  18. That's right I'm keeping cool about my spinning banshee out-of-control walk on the hill today...suffice it to say...Ron was NOT a happy camper!

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  19. No way! I don't believe it! You are too cute to be bad!

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