Dear Diary,
How thoughtful. Mom shared her corn on the cob with me. Yea.. right. She saved me one lousy bite. 'Oh Gracie, you know I'd give you more if you weren't on a diet' - she says.
Maybe she should start going on a diet herself. Bahahwahaha.. Know what I mean?
Anyway.. the tiny morsels of corn she gave me were good..
But I think she could have done better. I believe she uses that diet thing against me as an excuse not to share her food with me. Do I dare mention Jenny Craig to her? Or Weight Watchers? BOL! She says she's doing the Weight Watchers. The only thing I see her watching is food. BOL! I mean... geesh. Share, woman! I guess Weight Watchers is making her hungry. And I guess I'm hungry because she starves me. Gracie.
