Is It Possible To Teach an Old Dog New Tricks?
Dear Dan Flanders,
My name is Gracie and
I'm six years young.
My dilemma started last
week when I visited what
I thought would be an
enjoyable and fun
Dog Park in Frostburg.
I ran and I played
and soon became tuckered out.
Enter Miss Goody-Two- Shoes
with her Newly washed and
styled puffy white fur and shy
little 'are you talking to me?' attitude.
After smelling her out,
I did a brief little snap at her
nose, just to make
sure she understood who
was boss.
She didn't.
Now I'm going to Obedience School.
How can I get out of this?
Sincerely, Desperate Dog
Dear Desperate Dog,
You can't be terrorizing other dogs!
It's in the doggie rule book.
Take a look at yourself in the
mirror and tell yourself you're
better than that
.
Now suck it up... and enjoy!
You might like it...
Dan Flanders
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| Ready for School |
Dear Diary,
Note to self: To get even with Mom for airing my dirty laundry on blogs and Facebook.... Remember to just act opposite of how she says I am. She'll keep shaking her head and trying to explain to everyone that I really am aggressive and socially retarded. But nobody will believe her.
Obedience school was good.
And I think Mom learned a thing or two.
Gracie.
