Tuesday, July 24, 2018

A Word From The Dog

Her:  Surprise!  It's Spa Day!!

Me:  Wait.  I'm still half asleep.  Can't. Won't. Shouldn't.  What's that you say?  A ride in the Buick?  Well, okay then.

FOUR HOURS LATER

Her: Gracie!  You look lovely! But I think you have some water droplets on your nose.  Let me get that for you....

Me:  Don't touch the bling, woman.  Stay away from the bling.  

"I feel pretty...  oh so pretty... "

"Samson, how do you like me now?"


Forky

Cool theaters with heaps of junk food is where you want to be on hot summer days (when you're not in the pool of course). If you ...