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Mom Freaked

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And now let's talk about the Groundhog.

Punxsutawney Phil You are such a pill. You promise early spring, Then what is this thing? It’s such a surprise Falling into my eyes. And onto the ground Where the grass doth surround. Pelting off of my coat I must take a note, To never give ear To a legend that would steer- And make me to swoon And think Spring would be soon. So go back in your hole With the rest of the moles.

Dear Diary,
My mom threw one of my favorite balls out into the middle of the yard and I'm worried that it won't be safe out there.  Here's what happened.  It was almost midnight and I was stretched out in bed - almost passing into dream land - when all of a sudden it came from the living room.  "I'm gonna getchyou!!" Mom freaked. Yep.  That was my ball talking.  It say's a number of other things...  like "Hey puppy" and "BURP" - stuff like that.  Mom says it sounds demonic…