Thursday, November 1, 2012

I'm A Bad Dog


  My name is Gracie What-Is-Your-Problem Phillip.  I bark at dogs walking their owners past my house.  I jump for joy when the cookie carriers come to visit, often scaring them and almost knocking them over.  I jaywalk.  I lunge.  I poop multiple times during my walks so that mom the nag  has to stoop down and pick it up (because I like to hear her complain).  I beat mom to the door whenever I hear the UPS truck outside and she has to push me back and squeeze out the door as I bark and lunge and try to get out to get him.  I beg for food at dinner time.  I look sad whenever I don't get my own way.  I love to make the folks feel guilty.  
I'm a bad dog.  


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