Something was up but I wasn't sure what it was.  First he grew a mustache, then a goatee.  I heard that changes happen once men meet up with mid-life. 
Amazon packages were coming in left and right....  and he was not sharing with me what was inside these packages. 
He is retired now, so he has a lot of free time on his hands. 
When I caught him with her I was not surprised. 
Finally, he came clean. 
He admits she possess all the qualities that I fall short in.  She is extremely intelligent and she never nags him.  And he loves her deep, sultry voice... 
I set up a web cam and caught them together....