More of Mayberry:
Dear Diary,
Mom seems to think that if she buys me a four foot alligator with over 32 squeakers inside that it will make everything okay and I'll forget all about my imprisonment last week. News for her! This cockapoo cannot be bought. I'll tear that Wally limb from limb... see how the nag mom likes that... Trouble is, I don't know where to begin. Gracie.
