When I got here, Mom laid down the rules. No jumping on the furniture, and especially not the bed. I'll admit, I played her like a fiddle and before ya knew it I was sleeping in the middle between her and dad.
I was a Christmas present for Mom. I've never heard anyone complain so much about a gift before in all my life. It poops on the floor, she said. It wakes me in the middle of the night, she said. It pees on the rug, she said. The list went on and on.
I had to keep sharp on my charming ways because some of my lesser,
more disgusting habits were getting in the way of my peace there.
So when she insisted on ridiculous photo shoots, I concurred.
I grew out of my bad habits and Mom and Dad couldn't have loved me more! They actually made me CEO of the house/family and that is where I stand today.
And it's a good thing... cause I count on them to lift me onto the furniture, and into bed at night. I love my Mom and Dad and I'm pretty sure they love me too.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!
15 YEARS OLD TODAY!
