Dear Diary,
Once upon a time when I was a puppy and we lived in West Virginia... there was a day when Mom stayed in bed all day because she was sick. She had the flu, whatever that is. Dad just showed me a picture of me taking care of her that day.
Hmmm... all I ever hear about is how I used to pee on the floor and steal money. Obviously, someone needs to appreciate their dog more. Gracie.
