Me: (at the grocery store) Oh, look! Lucky Charms are on sale. Should I get a box for you too?
Me: Are you sure? I don't want you touching mine. You eat all of the marshmallow's and that's the best part.
Gary: I'm not going to touch them.
Me: You better not!
FAST FORWARD - ONE WEEK LATER
Me: You were into my Lucky Charms!
Gary: No I wasn't.
Me: Then why is there a clip on the top of the bag? I always fold it over. It doesn't take a detective to figure this one out... AND... what happened to the marshmallows?
Make. Her. Stop. It's baby this and baby that and isn't she cute and no, she's not talking about me.
What's so cute about it? Gracie.
|"HEY! YA GOT ANY COOKIES IN THERE?"|