Me: (at the grocery store) Oh, look! Lucky Charms are on sale. Should I get a box for you too?
Gary: No.
Me: Are you sure? I don't want you touching mine. You eat all of the marshmallow's and that's the best part.
Gary: I'm not going to touch them.
Me: You better not!
FAST FORWARD - ONE WEEK LATER
Me: You were into my Lucky Charms!
Gary: No I wasn't.
Me: Then why is there a clip on the top of the bag? I always fold it over. It doesn't take a detective to figure this one out... AND... what happened to the marshmallows?
Gary: Gracie?
Dear Diary,
Make. Her. Stop. It's baby this and baby that and isn't she cute and no, she's not talking about me.
What's so cute about it? Gracie.
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