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It Doesn't Take a Detective For This One...

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Me: (at the grocery store)  Oh, look!  Lucky Charms are on sale.  Should I get a box for you too?
Gary:  No.
Me:  Are you sure?  I don't want you touching mine.  You eat all of the marshmallow's and that's the best part.
Gary:  I'm not going to touch them.  
Me:  You better not!
FAST FORWARD - ONE WEEK LATER
Me:  You were into my Lucky Charms!
Gary:  No I wasn't.
Me:  Then why is there a clip on the top of the bag?  I always  fold it over.  It doesn't take a detective to figure this one out...  AND...  what happened to the marshmallows?  
Gary:  Gracie?

Dear Diary,  Make. Her. Stop.  It's baby this and baby that and isn't she cute and no, she's not talking about me.  

  What's so cute about it?  Gracie.