Showing posts from August 26, 2011


The Hub thinks he's 'Winning' in his new Charlie Sheen bowling shirt...

But let me tell you a little something about what he did the other day..
He called me into his office and the conversation went something like this.
Gary: "I found it!  I finally found it!"  
Me: "Found what?"
Gary: "Remember the foam antibacterial hand sanitizer I was looking for?"
I remembered it well.  We went to Lowe's one night in search of the hard to find hand sanitizer and it was nowhere to be found.
Me:  "Yea..."
Gary:  "I found it at Lowes!  Here it is!!"  
He shoved the dispenser in my face and insisted I try it.  
Gary:  "It's great!  But it seems to take a while to dry for some reason."  He shakes his head like he doesn't understand. 
By then I had pumped a few big foamy helpings onto my own hand and rubbed my hands together.  
Me:  "It feels a little...  sticky..."

Me:  "Gary...  this is soap...  not hand sanitizer!…