The Hub thinks he's 'Winning' in his new Charlie Sheen bowling shirt...
But let me tell you a little something about what he did the other day..
He called me into his office and the conversation went something like this.
Gary: "I found it! I finally found it!"
Me: "Found what?"
Gary: "Remember the foam antibacterial hand sanitizer I was looking for?"
I remembered it well. We went to Lowe's one night in search of the hard to find hand sanitizer and it was nowhere to be found.
Gary: "I found it at Lowes! Here it is!!"
He shoved the dispenser in my face and insisted I try it.
Gary: "It's great! But it seems to take a while to dry for some reason." He shakes his head like he doesn't understand.
By then I had pumped a few big foamy helpings onto my own hand and rubbed my hands together.
Me: "It feels a little... sticky..."
Me: "Gary... this is soap... not hand sanitizer!"
Me: "Now take that Winning Shirt off and put your loser shoes on"
Of course, I'm kidding. He would rarely make this kind of mistake so I just had to call him on it.
Of course he's... Winning!