Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Traitor

So I've gotten a little on the shaggy side lately, but Dad likes me that way.  


I've gotten a tad bit on the smelly side as well (according to the nag aka Mom)

  I do not concur.  

Today, a surprise ride in the Buick aka Elantra sent me into a happy dance.
  
"Really Mom!  I get to go for a ride in the Buick??  C'mon!  Hurry!  Let's go!"


Mom and I rode around and we bonded.  We laughed, and shook, and slobbered on the windows...  


And then things got serious.


"You wanna go see Kevin?" she said.
  

"Yea!  Yea!  You bet I do!!"  I said.


"...And get groomed"  she added.
Whoooaahhh....  wait a minute.  

U Turn pleassseee!

But I was harnessed and leashed and in her total control. 


The rest is history.


I came home looking like a
 ***gasp***  
Poodle
!!!!!


And smelling like a french hoar poodle!

Benedict Arnold Mom thinks I look adorable and smell beautiful.  I'm pretty sure she's just trying to kiss up cause she needs someone to play Wally with.