Suck It Up... And Enjoy!

Is It Possible To Teach an Old Dog New Tricks?

Dear Dan Flanders,

My name is Gracie and

 I'm six years young.  

My dilemma started last

 week when I visited what 

I thought would be an 

enjoyable and fun

 Dog Park in Frostburg.  

I ran and I played 

and soon became tuckered out. 

Enter Miss Goody-Two- Shoes 

with her Newly washed and 

styled puffy white fur and shy

 little 'are you talking to me?' attitude.

  After smelling her out, 

I did a brief little snap at her 

nose, just to make 

sure she understood who 

was boss.

She didn't. 

Now I'm going to Obedience School.

 How can I get out of this?

Sincerely, Desperate Dog 

Dear Desperate Dog,

You can't be terrorizing other dogs!

 It's in the doggie rule book.  

Take a look at yourself in the 

mirror and tell yourself you're 

better than that

. 

Now suck it up... and enjoy! 

You might like it...

Dan Flanders

Ready for School

Dear Diary,

Note to self:  To get even with Mom for airing my dirty laundry on blogs and Facebook....  Remember to just act opposite of how she says I am.  She'll keep shaking her head and trying to explain to everyone that I really am aggressive and socially retarded.  But nobody will believe her.  

Obedience school was good. 

 And I think Mom learned a thing or two.  

Gracie.