Dear Diary,
Today Mom cleaned the house. She said she hadn't cleaned it since before her surgery and that there were dust bunnies the size of my head. Really? The vacuum cleaner is annoying to say the least and it was running for over an hour. Geesh. Can't a girl get any sleep around here?
Anyways... at the first smell of Mr. Clean, I started to sneeze. I hate it when she brings that stuff out. Then to top it off, she started spraying something called Pledge all over everything. Aaaaa chooo!
And that's not the half of it. She spied me sitting in my chair, guarding the house and minding my own business and she said, 'Gracie, you're filthy!' I knew I was in trouble and before I knew it I was being scrubbed down in the tub. Then the blow dryer. I can't begin to tell you what a terrible day I had.
So I just figured... since I'm all cleaned up
with no place to go...
I'd sneak out and go to the Bunny - Pip Banquet. I heard Oprah was there, and she has a Cocker Spaniel don't 'cha know. That would be half of what I am- hence the word Cock-a-poo. I need to unwind.
Shhh... don't tell Mom but at this very moment I am dancing on the piano stool. She probably won't even miss me. Gracie.
Sweet little Gracie... you are too cute for words!... xoxo Julie Marie
ReplyDeleteDear Gracie,
ReplyDeleteYou will have to put up with Mommy cleaning the house and you, Mommies to that to show how much they love you and Daddy. Hang in there, she will tire of it soon!
Jill
Aaaaaack...Oh my goodnesses Gracie...you is a sight fur sore eyes! You looks just beautifuls and I is sooooo happies you is joining us!
ReplyDeleteOoooooooh, dis just makes my day!
Okays, come on and we'll get you some food and you can tell Oprah all your problems.
Puddles
Why is it when Moms feel good, they start cleaning and expect everyone else to join them? My mom would do that when we had school vacations. I remember her taking some vacation days from work so we could help her deep-clean the house!!!!! However, we are all thankful your mom is feeling that wonderful again. Hope she didn't overdo herself today.
ReplyDeleteHey Gracie, So glad you could join us. Things are kind of crazy around here, but there's lots of good food, music, and champagne.
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
Oh, Gracie. You are not alone in your loathing of vacuum cleaners.
ReplyDeletelol Cute post! Gracie has had a rough day!
ReplyDeleteWell, why not party, since you are all cleaned up? Bring me back Oprah's autpgraph as well as Bono's!! I attended that banquet earlier today myself, it's for sure wild and crazy!!
ReplyDeleteOh Gracie, let her get it out of her system! Humans are like that every now and then.
ReplyDeleteHi Gracie, nice meeting you! I see that you've been dancing with Puddles, now be careful, you know how she is. BOL.
ReplyDeleteWoofs,
Pepsi
Gracie
ReplyDeleteYou are just too funny. I hate all that cleaning that goes on around here too.
The vacume is not my friend and all that cleaning stuff is not my friend.
love tweedles
Why don't you look just beautiful dancing! Licky kisses, Billy
ReplyDeleteLOL! Have fun Gracie,every pup needs a night out every now and again...Love it, just love it........ :o)
ReplyDeleteOh Gracie,
ReplyDeleteI am so sorry you've had such a rough day. Goodness, it's one thing to bemade to sneeze and then tolerate the vacuum but the ultimate insult? I know, the bath!!!
I do hope you enjoyed the banquet; you look divine!
That does sound pretty rough! Sorry you had to endure the vacuum, chemicals, and then a bath! That's just terrible! You looked wonderful in that dress!
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