Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Get The Message?


Dear Diary, 

I watched him from afar, 
and dreamed of the day we'd meet face to face.




Then Sunday it finally happened....



He was standoffish at first.  A little shy.  
Not at all impressed by my aggressive behavior.



Dad said I should take it slow. 
 So I did... at first.


Confidence is a turn-on to the guys.  I wanted him to know where I was on the confidence scale, so I kissed him right smack dab on his snoot.


He acted like it was nothing special and pulled away, 
so I gnarled and snapped at his face.


That's when he turned and walked away... but not without lifting his leg.  Mom said, 'get the message little Miss Attitude?'


Dad say's obedience school isn't helping.


I say Mr. High-and-Mighty Max ought to take lessons in how to treat a lady.


Gracie.


6 comments:

  1. I agree with you Gracie! He really ought to take lessons on how to treat such a lady as you!
    Ann

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  2. Gracie, Dear, I think that's why he's called a DOG, etc.

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  3. lol oh my god that is too cute....I agree with Sharon, Dog will be Dog anyway you look at it. lol

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  4. but at least you got to meet him Gracie! and sometimes first meetings don't go well but the next one goes better and then the next one better and before you know it, you guys will be the best of friends!!

    betty

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  5. You tell him Gracie! Men/dogs! Can't live with them and can't live without them!
    Jim

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  6. Oh my! That is too funny Gracie! I say at least give him a second chance!

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