Monday, April 28, 2014

True Blonde Joke/Story

There was this Blonde.

She was instructed by her husband, "Cook the chicken!"

 Well, the chicken was different than any she had made before.  It had been marinaded in barbecue and brown sugar  and packaged in individual wrap without precise instruction on the package.

"How shall I cook it?" she asked.
"In the oven...  or on the stove,"  the fine husband said.
She carefully read the directions.  It didn't really matter how she cooked it, as long as the temperature on the inside of the chicken was 165 degrees when done.

"I can do this!"  Blonde said as she pulled out her brand new virgin meat thermometer from the drawer.

~Fast forward, one hour~

A half a dozen pieces of blackened chicken sizzle in the frying pan, mutilated...  death by stabbing....

Blonde stands over her meal looking distraught.  Husband walks into the kitchen.

"I don't understand it."  Blonde says.  "This chicken has been cooking for over an hour and still the temperature is only 95 degrees on the inside."

Husband takes meat thermometer from wife's hand and removes the cover.  "Now try it."


 After catching his breath and between laughs, Gary managed to get 2 words out...  "That's rich!"

And now...   I quote Gracie on her favorite line of all time....

"Whatever!!"

7 comments:

S. J. Qualls said...

I wouldn't have told that one, lol!

TARYTERRE said...

It happens to the best of us.

Ginny said...

Very funny! And I am proud of you that you are a blonde and are telling a blonde joke!

Molly The Wally said...

OMD that is so funny. Usually it is something to do with plugging in plugs here. We have all been there. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

betty said...

So how was take out? I think we've all done something like that. I had a friend who had moved into their new house 10 months before Thanksgiving. She was trying to cook something for Thanksgiving only to realize her oven didn't work. She hadn't used it it since they moved in. That became the standing joke for a bit :)

betty

Inger said...

Oh, Gracie, she always has a smart comment for you.

Theresa said...

Oh that is funny:) Sounds like something I would do! Enjoy your day dear Bobbi, HUGS!