Wednesday, January 9, 2013

FREE KINDLE DOWNLOAD, GRACIE'S DIARY: A MEMOIR

I could hear her screeching from the other room.  Sometimes the sound of her voice goes right through me.

"Where's Gracie?"  

Nothing.

"Where is she?"  

Then Dad,

"I don't know...  she's not outside is she?"

"N-o...."

I could hear her footsteps slowly walking toward the bedroom where I was playing hiding.  

"Just paw-cuff me will ya...  take me to the slammer where I belong."


The words sounded something like this...

"WaWAAwaaWaahaahWaa.."

But I think what she was trying to say was,

"Gracie!  You ripped your pee-pad up!"  (I've never even used the darn thing.  I think it's a joke, another one of those brilliant human ideas.)

And then her famous quote "Gracie what 
is your problem?"

"Get outta my way woman!  Can't you see I'm trying to watch out the window.  Aren't you supposed to be on hiatus?"
Trying to make amends...  

Tonight we went for a walk IN THE DARK.


Not such a good idea.

Always remember.  If it seems to good to be true, then it probably is.


A paw and ear bath followed, since I'll get a full grooming in just two days.

My dirty ear


Enough of my drama. 

I'll get even with her for what she's done! 

 Remember the book she wrote,  sharing MY DIARY in Gracie's Diary: A Memoir?

Visit   HERE on SATURDAY and download the Kindle version for FREE!

I'll show her!  

Sleep sweet peeps! 

 And don't forget to pee sleep on the floor (where ya belong)! Arf! Arf!



9 comments:

S. J. Qualls said...

OH, Gracie, what did you do that for? Are you really wanting to go into the slammer? I do stuff like that and I get sent to my bedroom (the closet).

Jill

Molly The Wally said...

Gracie you are a one. Will your book be available to download outside the US? Not sure if Amazon will allow me to download but will try. Have a terrific Thursday.
Best wishes Molly

Jenni said...

Hee hee.... That is a VERY dirty ear and some reallly dirty paws, Gracie!!!! When you get dirty you really go for it, don't you! We love you lambiekins, dirt and all, though.....

Hugs,
Jenni

Gloria Hood said...

Oh my! You sure are lucky you didn't go to the slammer! That's cool about the book, but we are glad to have a hard copy of it! Think I will go smell your furs! hehe
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Theresa said...

Oh Gracie, be nice to your Mommy:) Sorry about the bath, I know it isn't your favorite thing! Have a great day and try to stay out of trouble!

Amber DaWeenie said...

DUH.......Me thought dat what we're supposed to do wit those tings...."P" stands fur "Play", right? "Play" means rippin tings apart, right? So you done good, Gracie. What's her pwoblem?

Inger said...

Samson Says: You look just like I look when I get back from our walks. See, we have all these critters, vermin they are, that go underground and sleep all winter long, but forget to close their holes. So I have to stick my nose into every hole I see and then I get dirty too. And I get to hear about it from you know who. I guess that's the problem with having white fur. Do you think?

NanaNor's said...

Oh Gracie, What is your momma supposed to do with you. You are just too cute-which probably keeps you out of more trouble. Have a warm afternoon little one!
Hugs to Bobbi.
Noreen & Hunter

Ginny said...

Gracie, this sure is a pretty picture of you and mommy. If I must say, she looks rather like a sultry babe. You are just as feisty as Cher, the two of you would be way too much to handle! Her thing is not pee pads, but something very similar...full rolls of toilet paper!